Ability Score Increase: Your Dexterity score increases by 2, and your Intelligence score is reduced by 2.

Age. Fall Guys are born and then they fall and die. They typically live for about fifteen minutes tops. If they somehow survive, they are functionally immortal.

Size. Fall Guys are between 2 and 3 feet tall and weigh between 25 and 35 pounds. Your size is Small.

Speed. Your base walking speed is 35 feet.

Clumsy Jellybean: If you are hit with an attack, you are pushed 5 feet away from the attacker and knocked prone. You also always land prone if you descend at least 5 feet in the air.

Dolphin Diver: You are immune to bludgeoning damage caused by falling.

D&D Author and Designer: u/PosTavern
Art Credit: @DragonFlamely — Twitter Post, Aug 3, 2020